sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Shmoneyyyy #YachtEdition (x)

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna)

wickedclothes:

Teal / Purple Striped Cat Hoodie

Add some style to your cat’s image. This teal and purple striped hoodie is crafted out of out of a cotton knit, with a matching interior lining. Sure to make your furry friend the coolest cat on the block. Sold on Etsy.

my favorite movies ~ Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) - Director: Chris Columbus

My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.

(Source: fionagoddess)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.